How about this for a lawn ornament!

During a recent search on Amazon.com for a food mill, this item came up under
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3-D Coyote










This is the description:
Coyote replicas are a well-established method of deterring geese. Bird-X, Inc. developed its 3-D Coyote in 2007 based on 43 years of research and experience with goose problems at golf courses, corporate, school and hospital campuses, city parks and homes. It incorporates unique features to ensure long-term effectiveness with no maintenance. The Bird-X Coyote is a realistic, life-sized 3-dimensional replica in frightening, stalking posture, 37 inches head to tail, 8 inches wide and 16 inches tall. Its furry tail and true-to-life markings add to the terrorizing look and imposing presence. Unlike stationary deterrents, this coyote moves and changes positions in even the slightest breeze. It is visible from all angles for full 360-degree coverage, making it far superior to flat silhouettes that must be viewed " full-on."

Can you imagine pulling up to a school with that on the front lawn? Although if you had the coyote, you probably wouldn't need this sign. See previous posting